BIKES?!

By David - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it might be good the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handlebar. The handlebar came off and I fell down onto the crossbar, busting my nuts. FML
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malikotako 0

At least your intentions were good.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D:

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Wicked_6 0

Wow. No you Mollish are the definition of an ignorant moron. Global warming is not a myth and if you had any brain cells at all you would know that. And David, I am very sorry about what happened to you. Helping the environment is good, but riding on a rusty bike is not going to make it on anyone's top ten list of best ideas.

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banana_head 0

haha that really sucks. atleast it was for a good cause!

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what_the_fail 0

YDI for caring about the environment you hippie

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Skimbap 0

The environment is just a tool for humanity to use and discard at will, anyone who thinks otherwise is just a useless hippie.

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muffinkitty 15

awww. I hope ur balls feel better soon :/

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SummerFever 8

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars."

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JB74ever 1

That's what ya get for being environmentally friendly! FYL

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alanlostforever 9

The upside is no children yay I guess

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