BIKES?!
By David - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By David - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
First&3&$3:$2&2$!!!!!
Funny! Both our names have Cannibal in it!
well it would make sense because "busting a nut" also means to have an ****** lol
You were probably not putting way too much balance on the handle sticks if you immediately got your balls pushed into the seat.
this guy is a damn commie. go have tea with al gore you queer.
If he was HELPING Mother Nature why would he receive bad karma from her?
:( saving the world is sometimes hard. hope your balls feel better soon.
Hrrm i dont believe him, i believe the painful part but you could just be making the environment thing up to try and draw attention away from the fact that he rode a rusty degraded bike and payed the price for it.
Yeah, they give it a test-ride....and then bust their nuts anyways.
....making it up how, exactly?
like...lying oh and I hope the OP got a tetanus shot...rusty metal is no joke my friend
ouch
You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D:
Wow OP.. Maybe it's the world telling you to not even try anymore. allmidnighteyes... Your profile in the about you section is kind of a fail. You have a whole part on how there, they're, and their is used and then you start out one of your paragraphs with "They're is no excuse to not know the differences.." Get it right if you're gonna tell other people how to use the words.
No good deed goes unpunished
If your nuts are REALLY broken, you can't have kids ... That's a +1 for the environment. Good for you!
YOU DESERVE IT! Hello, if it's old and rusty, you should've gone for a test-ride before commuting with it!
global warming isn't real
Apart from the fact that it is...
Raytestrak, He rode his bike to help the environment. but the big winner was the Human Gene Pool!
Disagree. I was using a T bar on a ski slope once and the pole snapped cleanly, sending me off the side of the mountain and straight to hospital with a shattered coccyx. He said the bike was RUSTED, as was the T bar I used. Handlebars and T bars in good nick don't break, but when they're rusted right through they will snap under pressure.
Wouldn't the same thing have happened?
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At least your intentions were good.
You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D: