BIKES?!

By David - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it might be good the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handlebar. The handlebar came off and I fell down onto the crossbar, busting my nuts. FML
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malikotako 0

At least your intentions were good.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D:

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followmeimfamous 0

its called a top tube lol at least know what killed your future children

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Escapist28 0

I'd just like to thank you for not saying "happysacks."

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akshar 0

DAMMMMM welll i wouldnt reccomend having kids for a few years.

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stvex 0

Its called Top tube use the right definition you ignorant bastard.

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slimy2 0

i suppose not being able to use ur balls properly anymore will lesen the population therefore less gas users sooooo... good job !

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chowyuk 0

usaully a ydi when it starts off today I decided or today while trying

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mmice2008 0

if you want to help the enivronment then why are you on a website?

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2005KonaScrapp 0

Nope, handlebars can come off depending on the break point. Was it near the fork or stem?

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