Bikes, Ecology and Transportation: BIKES?!

BIKES?!

By David - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it might be good the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handlebar. The handlebar came off and I fell down onto the crossbar, busting my nuts. FML

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malikotako 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:14

At least your intentions were good.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:22

You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D:

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ringaringaring 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 4:27

Mother nature's sassy way of saying she's a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man's help.

CAT47LOVE 19

Sunday 18 September 2016 23:55

YDI you know your bikes all rusty yet you still rode it? not a smart move

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