Transportation: Biking

Biking

By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

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By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02

Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By cathugger - 13/07/2019 16:30

Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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Healthy lifestyle choices

By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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Goddamn it

By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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johnny_doe 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:05

I hope it was on the side away from traffic.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:12

why were you riding your bike on the highway?

Comments

Nightfallz 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:24

fake. sorry I don't see a bike chain ripping a leg off a pair of jeans.

nomo_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:48

This is why you roll up the legs of your pants when you're biking.

catherine42 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:43

If ur jeans really got stuck in the chain, i'm pretty sure it wouldn't rip the whole leg off. maybe it might rip the bottom a bit, but not tear the whole leg off.

definatelywierd 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:46

that sounded really hot, f-nobody's life except for your jeans

elismm 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:41

brakes? or are those uncool now. now we let our pants get torn off due to a lack of braking.

wretcheddawn 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:47

Similar thing happened to me, except instead of ripping my pant leg off, my tire slipped and I slid across a parking lot ripping my shorts, shirt, and scraping my body from my shoulder to my ankle. Apparently it was denied, I guess I should have put more emphasis on how ripped my shorts where. Anyway definitely an FML.

IpuntBABIES 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:49

YDI for being a faggy biker

MoobyTheCow 2

Friday 14 August 2009 0:35

YDI for allowing your bike to proceed.

firebirdforever 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:50

Be thankful it didn't throw you off, because that's usually what happens when a pant leg gets stuck in a bike. Having your ego smooshed and being embarrassed is a lot better than being scarred all over and having to ride / walk ( if your bike survived ) all bloodied and mangled. :/