Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 086
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Same thing different taste

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MisterKnowItAll 15

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You do not **** with bingo! Especially with old people

seaboundrhino813 8

Old folks are such mother fakers. They claim ignorance on anything new they don't wanna learn, yet can keep up with 6 bingo cards?? C'mon

I'm surprised they key'd it before you arrived at your car...

I didn't leave immediately after I won, I stayed and visited with my grandma a short while after. There was roughly an hour before I went to my car and saw the damage.

"That's what you get for takin' our money, you rapscallion!"

How do you make a sweet little old lady say, "****!"? Have the sweet little old lady next to her yell, "Bingo!"

i love old people and bingo. i wheel old people on Anzac day (25th April), but I haven't plsyed bingo with them. I've played Bingo in the past though.