Miscellaneous: Bingo is serious business

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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You deserved it 1 452

By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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You deserved it 5 311

By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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You deserved it 2 805

Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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You deserved it 5 217

By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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You deserved it 631

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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You deserved it 12 748

By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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You deserved it 2 858

Get ready to ruuuuumble!

By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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You deserved it 126

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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You deserved it 3 471

AyeTee77 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:30

Get revenge, steal their walkers.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:23

Don't mess with the elderly.

Comments

Hildy93 21

Monday 7 September 2015 7:31

You do not **** with bingo! Especially with old people

seaboundrhino813 8

Monday 7 September 2015 11:13

Old folks are such mother fakers. They claim ignorance on anything new they don't wanna learn, yet can keep up with 6 bingo cards?? C'mon

Xion0014 20

Monday 7 September 2015 13:12

I'm surprised they key'd it before you arrived at your car...

earlytermination 34

Monday 7 September 2015 18:40

I didn't leave immediately after I won, I stayed and visited with my grandma a short while after. There was roughly an hour before I went to my car and saw the damage.

band13geek 16

Monday 7 September 2015 18:13

"That's what you get for takin' our money, you rapscallion!"

Muerteds 18

Monday 7 September 2015 21:14

How do you make a sweet little old lady say, "****!"? Have the sweet little old lady next to her yell, "Bingo!"

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 16 November 2015 0:16

i love old people and bingo. i wheel old people on Anzac day (25th April), but I haven't plsyed bingo with them. I've played Bingo in the past though.