Miscellaneous: Bingo is serious business

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 087

You deserved it 2 461

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 923

You deserved it 1 452

By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 011

You deserved it 46 116

By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 138

You deserved it 5 311

By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 705

You deserved it 2 805

Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 483

You deserved it 5 217

By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 759

You deserved it 631

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 810

You deserved it 12 748

By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 288

You deserved it 2 858

Get ready to ruuuuumble!

By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 830

You deserved it 126

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 993

You deserved it 3 471

AyeTee77 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:30

Get revenge, steal their walkers.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:23

Don't mess with the elderly.

Comments

AyeTee77 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:30

Get revenge, steal their walkers.

Ironmayhem 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 7:25

Or their life support...

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:44

It's like the joke. How do you get a sweet old lady to say F@#&? Get another sweet old lady to yell "BINGO!".

shadowlurker_j 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:44

The elderly take bingo seriously, man. Watch out.

trellz17 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:51

Just toss him a few dollars, he's your brother, it's not that bad.

nix1993 41

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:46

Wrong FML dude.

kelseythompson 27

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:55

They've been there since forever and you show up one day and steal the gold I understand how they feel but its still not right haha

gshocker20 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:04

Is that not what the FML says?

dirty_dan_ 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:15

Old people are serious about their bingo

karlcolt45 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:38

remember the global rules sperg

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:51

Bingo is serious for them...hope the jackpot can help pay for the repairs

thatguy206 27

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:09

at least you met some bingo babes.

Keywords

My ex Awkward Love AITA Jealousy Friends Poopoo peepee Embarrassing Health Sports Proposal Snow Cold weather Annoying Cheating Relatable Work Money DIY Parenting Kids Accident Parents Medication ADHD Weather Miscellaneous Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird

The Top

Hello, you lovely people! This week is yet again brought to you from our French website, so strap some baguettes on your arms, get the accordion out of storage and assume the mandatory position. While you do so, we’ll be off skateboarding, and the...

I agree, your life sucks 2

You deserved it 3

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 748

You deserved it 2 452

The Top

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 216

You deserved it 6 088

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 132

You deserved it 12 278

Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 759

You deserved it 304

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 276

You deserved it 10 290

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 142

You deserved it 20 332

Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 893

You deserved it 147

Bingo is serious business

Same thing different taste

Grandma rocks!

Get ready to ruuuuumble!

Top comments

Comments