Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
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MisterKnowItAll 15

Don't mess with the elderly.

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daniel271 13

Old people never had any chill.

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coraline123c 23

You in the wrong hood messing with the wrong elderly people

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Jwaye2 7

I would make them feel bad and say you were planning on spending your winnings on them but now you have to fix your car.

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radiocaf 29

Okay wtf? Old people are the worst, you just don't do that to someone's stuff.

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tinycroc 10

(Spoken as if from one of the residents) Young people are the worst, you don't just walk in to someone's bingo hall and win money that one of us expected to win with the plan to share those winnings in some way with the other residents. While I'm obviously saying this jokingly, I imagine that's probably close to how they felt about it - it's probably one of the few things they look forward to during the week and then to have an interloper come in... well cars get keyed I guess.

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shinikageWolf 15

They must have been committed, it takes some strength to key a car!

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domi0461 10

this is just funny to me

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avenue24 20

The elderly don't mess around when it comes to bingo. You have to be careful.

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golden23 10

Those elderly gangs are the most viscous, hopefully you take the warning and stay away from There bingo hall

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jocamo 24

I once won $1,600 at a bingo hall on my second visit. The glares I received... if looks could kill

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