Transportation, Gross and Kids: Biohazard on wheels

Biohazard on wheels

By longdrive - 25/07/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kicker? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 114

You deserved it 3 590

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 048

You deserved it 5 455

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 725

You deserved it 212

By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 521

You deserved it 1 661

Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 067

You deserved it 12 726

Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 477

You deserved it 4 093

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 392

You deserved it 3 709

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 637

You deserved it 38 971

By Anonymous - 14/11/2016 03:35

Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 107

You deserved it 1 051

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 549

You deserved it 3 490

By SocietyToday - 27/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 102

You deserved it 306

Pleasure_Pirate 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

Take a plane next time.

katTKD 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:20

17- "One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment" gotta love urban dictionary :)

Comments

allilovee 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:07

hahah #32 agreed fyl something like Tht happend to me before better not share :/

Lisa89 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:27

Sucks; kids and dogs suck.* [*as in, they generally suck at taking on long jorneys due to their short attention span and their need to poop and throw up]

DAN7IEL 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:44

idk this fml confuses me too much

drpepperrules 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:04

Why is this so confusing? Read number 11 or 29! It's really not that hard to understand :)

xMaNNiNGx119 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 20:14

YDI for not taking a plane

Elizabeth123654 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:37

I read this FML thru 6 times, and i still don't understand. it all looks like a bunch of mushed up words together. Sorry OP.

mleighxOx 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:51

I understand it 100% I just do t get why she said the kickers? but anyways OP FYI

your_mother 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:04

Once you get carsick you don't get carsick again unless you eat. I highly doubt the baby ate 5 times. I know this because I've been puking my guts out in cars for 15 years.

The_Disturbed 5

Monday 26 July 2010 21:52

Actually, you can. My cousin threw up 4 times in a car when she was younger. I can safely say she didn't eat anything between those times. No food in the car, and there's no food on the side of a motorway.