Periods and Health: Biology lesson time

Biology lesson time

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

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stroudie94 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:59

it's not to late to teach her... you still have two years before she is a certified idiot.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:02

what's with all the dumbass 16 year olds lately?

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rhpsfan9 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:04

Either she needs to retake Sex Ed or you need to show her a diagram.

letmeloveyou 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:05

she was just taught to sit on the toilet and let the magic happen

saturnfive 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:20

YDI for raising kids like that. Stupid American...

stoptrying 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:01

The funny part is even with kids like this we're still better than you'll ever be.

a_nutritionist 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:32

the best way to combat nationalism? MORE NATIONALISM. AUSTRALIA BREEDS GODS. YOU PATHETIC HUMANS BOW TO OUR INFINITE GLORY.

Plaasmaa 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:50

AHMARIKUH

missmaryb 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:35

You fail at sex-ed. She'll be pregnant within a year.

effarve 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:49

isnt that your fault for not educating your daugter properly!? i dont recall a this is your tampon section of sex ed... which means its pretty much your poor parenting... you suck at parenting... fyl

dstack0906 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:49

tell her you can also have sex with one in and dont have to worry about getting pregnant......

creedaddict 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:10

I wouldn't brag about it that much it's ur daughter that reflects on u

go_rangers 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:18

is your daughter a gay man? because i am... and i really don't care about tampons or vaginas. it would make a lot of sense.

life2007 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:32

She didn't pay attention during health class...and also hit her and re explain everything like you do with a toddler

Gorillaz23 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:08

What is that a picture of?

cait_danielle 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:42

you should convince her something wrong with her and she isn't normal bc no one else can pee with one it haha

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