By jobsearching - 21/11/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.

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Beeftinkle 13

I think you should just relax and have fun.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.

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wellfuuucckme 7

Chains and whips defiantly excite op ;)

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wellfuuucckme 7

Definitely* (auto correct)

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xlord 27

@6 I don't personally think that FML is the right place to profess your love for someone but to each their own I guess....

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thepersonyouknow 9

^ if u dont get that comment read 21 and 23s description

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Brotha_Lou 5

Guess who is getting a Bonus for the holiday :)

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rhaemese 9

21, I thought defiantly was like a weird placed pun.

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mizuki123 8

My cat is snuggling with me:) cats are purrrrfect.

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Beeftinkle 13

I think you should just relax and have fun.

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EmoSunshine14 2

At a BONDAGE theme night? You're joking right?

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chippa 24

Well, that's what they both showed up for. Neither of them should feel too awkward about it--it's not like one of them was dressed up like that and the other wasn't.

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DespairFaction 11

Yeah I don't see anything wrong here. If anything maybe he could get a raise out of this.

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decidedlyvague 11

So? They might both be into women for all you know.

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kultyre 7

Bondage at the workplace perhaps?

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kittytub 12

I'm gagging over all the puns that are bound to happen!

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flockz 19

i don't know how long we can keep this chain going.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

These puns suck. I should whip you guys into shape.

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Docbee 11

Don't be so tight guys, I'm sure someone will come with a comment that will tie us all together.

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sens3sfailing 24

It hope I don't bruise the thread by taking a crack at a pun. It can be painful to read bad ones, but it is just great to read ones that dominate the thread!

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mrsquiggles6900 5

Sadness and madness

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WritingWrongs 8

-7, when I first looked at this fml that was exactly what I was thinking, haha.

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a_lenzmeier 11

Sasquatch & Marshall

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PussyPredator 6

Sadism and masochism, slave and master, spaghetti and meatballs, and Metallicas best album.

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MyCommentsSuck 21

Were y'all dressed alike, or for opposite positions (sub and dom)? Maybe she really wanted to find out which you were.

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wlddog 14

I was actually wondering the same thing. It would be ironic if his "Boss" was dressed as a "Slave" and he was dressed as a "Master".

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Pleonasm 35

Dicks and wongs my break my thongs but only whips excite me.

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grafeety 9

I'm going to voice my opinion and accept the thumbs down for beating up a good, popular commenter. Pleonasm I love puns, and you are great at them, however you just try too hard sometimes. And puns are good in moderation, not every fml and comnent deserves one. Yes, I specifically used the word beat earlier for the irony and possible hypocrisy.

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Idaho4177 4

Pleonasm, don't listen to them, your puns are amazing, even on every single FML.

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grafeety 9

I'd just like to add that I mean it with all due respect, some of the material I've seen you come up with is absolutely classic!

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CueTheMusic 22

Pleonasm, your comments always make me chuckle, please don't stop!

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laden_swallow09 34

There is absolutely no reason why every FML would not need puns. However, this one in particular is rather forced. Only after looking up "wong" in UrbanDictionary did I learn that it means something of a voyeur, which would obviously be appropriate here if it weren't such an obscure reference.

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Pleonasm 35

In response to everyone, but mostly grafeety because his is the one that brings up a few points to address: When I see an FML, I post a comment which reflects my state of mind at the time- I simply write what the FML makes me feel or think.So, this is not so much about trying too hard, because the process is spontaneous; rather that it's not something pleasing to all of you thumbing me down. I just want to say that that is fine. We can see here that there are differing opinions, and everyone is entitled to their own about my posts. Therefore I also feel entitled to post what I feel on the FMLs, just like any other regular is allowed to. (within moderation- that's an accidental pun) Whether or not it pleases people is beyond my control and people can feel free to thumb it down and move along. However, I shouldn't feel prohibited from posting what I feel just because the masses don't want me to.

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Pleonasm 35

Now, to everyone more specifically. Thanks for being respectful and constructive in your posts, and yes, I will take everything said into consideration. To laden swallow, wong was actually just meant to be a synonym of dick... I didn't know that wong also meant voyeurism.

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charvisioku 22

*Shrug* Your comments always give me a good chuckle. And although it's hard to swallow, it's pretty much a given that the people on FML are insanely fickle - they'll hail someone as a master in one FML and rabidly whip them in the next. Have you seen some of the grammar nazis this place harbours?

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opoopu 8

Take it easy people. It's all meant to be just entertainment and fun on this site...right...??

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zandalee 19

Imagine the fun you could have tying each other up in the stationary cupboard.

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Kallian_fml 21

So, you find out you and your boss have something in common and now you find it hard to talk to them?

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Wood1andcritter 3

Thats a little different in this situation when the common is bondage

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