Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
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mzhonesty 0

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

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padlarf 14

Please tell me you're from Seattle. SHOELESS IN SEATTLE! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1111111

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instantaction 0

You. Would. ;)

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smileycupcake62 4

loooove the row of 1's in the place of the rest of the exclamation points you intended to be there;) lol!!!!!!!!11111111

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wait... I think I missed the part that makes this an FML? :(

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giosthename 0

Today, after I drank way too much... YDI

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mzhonesty 0

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

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Cruth 2

It's your own ******* fault for trying to be cool and drink to much. Suck it up, stop crying and buy yourself new shoes. Atleast if u haven't wasted on your ******* drinks. YFDI idiot

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TommyMagic 0

YDI for being drunk

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schalk 12

Hehe i once got so drunk when i was high school the policemen didn't want to load me in their car lest i blow chunks in it. But seriously, drinking that much is bad for you. Best way to avoid a hangover is not to get drunk

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