Black Swan

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:17 - Australia

Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 765
You deserved it 8 828

Same thing different taste

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Quite and achoovement. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Aw, yuck. You sneezed EVERYWHERE... but not your hand (I guess?), so that was mean of her. Shoulda held your nose, maybe?

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IDK about you, but if I'm up on STAGE and about to receive an award, that sneeze would've have trouble coming out anyway. And even if it did, It's not hard to control it without holding your nose. So... YDI, but still FYL. because it still sucks, even if it was preventable.

thats when you punch the bitch in the face and shove her into the snot covered stage

Someone should have got you a tissue, I mean where would you have kept one in a ballet outfit? Unless you padded your bra....

So right at the time that you should be thrilled for receiving the award, you chose self-pity because you didn't get a handshake with it?! I hardly think you deserve the award, you ungrateful snob. They should have given it to someone who could appreciate it instead of whining about it.

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kalen_fml 0

nice username, you do certainly suck for saying YDI for doing ballet, my sister did ballet, best username i've seen

Maybe you should cover your nose next time so that doesn't happen

lnsean4 0
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emily_woosley642 0

That really does suck. Snot starts to flow more when youre heated so its sucks in ballet especially because if you feel it start to run that not much you can do alot of times. Youre ever one dancing or all you have is a leotard to wipe it on. I've had snot fly a couple times in piroettes, I know it so disgusting. :/

always sneeze into your elbow to avoid that! thats what i do.

Congrats on the award though! Go ballerinas :)