By Mikimiks93 - 02/07/2010 15:05 - South Africa

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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llAllStarll 0

everyone respond to this so there will be no more thread jacking

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ninjacapo 2

lol whos seen m night shamalans "signs". good movie.

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HandOfClod 0

Before you sneezed you should have said "Pika". So that way you'd say Pikachu!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Don't get eaten by the big furry kitties.

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ajohnson2318 0

female drivers. wouldn't expect anything less...

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PaperCaper 11

Lol 13, that makes a lot of sense, considering our insurance is lower.

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Oreosbff 0

LOL you must have the worst luck...hope your car still works!

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Brittneyyyy 7

How does sneezing cause you to lose all control of your car and run into a pole?

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tweetbaby14 18

38- only when someone is lying

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samanthadude 0

lol @ 10 My sneezes are really high pitched. :P

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Einstein714 0

finally, a fml that makes sense. that is if you totaled out your ride with no cell signal and sat stranded in the bush

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956TXking 0

OP was probably giving road head lol

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cbr600_fml 0

that must it been one he'll of a sneeze

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956TXking 0

73 no shit that's why she crashed idiot

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crailboyne 0

anyone else get the funny part of this? there's some bush and a pole sticking out...hehe

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boating_guy 33

HAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!! women drivers LMFAO and yea @27 ur insurance is only less cuz women make less money

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TheBreaKer_fml 0

why was she driving in the kitchen?

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slimjim8094 12

women drive vastly fewer miles. although admittedly guys' accidents tend to be far bigger, women have nearly twice as many. it comes down to men having a more developed spatial processing system than women, so they know where the car is, and what it can do, better.

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ZleveL 0

lol 78 you dirty fool XD samanthadude which one is you? art thou thy darker maiden? henceforth, whereforth, shoppe, ye olde old English ftw

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ZleveL 0

*which one ARE you? oh silly me :p

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NzxtZ06 0

the only big furry kitties I've seen are on the women who haven't shaved in quite a while

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TheNewGuy03 28

i have yet to lose control of my car while doing so, but i apparently have pretty powerful sneezes. like bang-your-head-on-the-desk-in-a-quiet-room sneezes. so i can see it as a possibility, at least. |the kid|

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Probably really low :P but it happened, sucks for you

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marshbbylove 0

Had to be karma. Or God just hates you today, in which case I send sympathy hugs.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Did you have a sneeze attack?! This seems highly unlikely unless you are one of those people that sneeze like there is a demon coming out of their nose. Otherwise, the universe just wanted to stick it to you.

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TrevorSays 1

ya a lot of people, mostly girls, apologize for running into my pole "accidently".

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