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By squishy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML
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devendra_fml 0

that's vegeterrible!

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dacho 7

WTF, what does it have to do with each other? What, yeast are animals, or? Please, enlighten me.

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omghehehe 0

Wow, heated discussions again. I'm not a vegetarian or an avid meat eater, but personal choice. Right? OP: Hmmm, I guess your body needed/wanted more protein. I'm hoping you didn't get sick after and have diarrhea.

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jmeg_fml 0

Hahahahaha. That sucks, hope your stomach doesn't kill today. 1) I'm not a vegetarian 2) Fun Fact: With each step up the food chain (fruits/veggies, then grains, then herbivores, then carnivores), you lose approx. 90% of the energy in that source per unit of volume. You also aggregate all the toxins from the previous sources... which means that it's more economical, better for the environment, and healthier for you to eat smaller portions of meat and processed dairy.

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kyasariin 0

Vegetarians aren't saving ANY cows. dummasses.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You should really be able to spell "dumbasses" right before you go call a group of people "dummasses".

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x3ryli 0

Its not always about saving cows dipshit. It just doesnt settle with some people to eat something that was tortured. Some people do it to get healthier. Some do it because they just dont like how meat tastes. Theres alot of reasons. Educate yourself before mocking someones lifestyle choice.

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jazzberry 0

meat is murder...tasty,tasty,murder

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Starfire22 5

Ooo ur tummy's gonna hurt!! Personally I try to be more vegitarian in my food choices for health reasons not because of the whole poor animal route but I do give in to meat cravings once in a while. When I do Eat meat, I eat chicken and maybe the occasional steak... Well I try at least lol

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prettyboy82 0

Why is it that ONLY the "pro-meat" people have stooped to name calling and being immature, when supposedly it's vegetarians who are the ones who "push their beliefs" onto everyone else! On this post its the carnivores! Seriously why do YOU care what someone else does or doesn't eat? Since they aren't eating that meat it means MORE for you! And I'd bet you would HATE it if the tables were turned and people were telling you how wrong your PERSONAL choices are!

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darkheart88 0

Actually, us meat-eaters are told all the time how 'wrong' our decision to eat meat is. I don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty sick of the whole MEAT IS MURDER spiel. Personally, I couldn't care less who eats what, and I respect everyone's choices. It would just be nice if everyone else, from both sides, could do the same.

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prettyboy82 0

I NEVER said that "meat-eaters" are the only guilty ones of shoving their beliefs on others. What I said was ON THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know plenty of vegetarians who are assholes who tell people they shouldn't eat meat, I also know just as many asshole "meat-eaters" who are just as vocal. But on this post, and this site most of the really obnoxious ones, the ones who have NO RESPECT for someone else's choice happen to be meat_eaters. I don't think on THIS POST i have seen a "MEAT IS MURDER" statement from a vegetarian.

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solinv 0

YDI for failing to stick to your beliefs. maybe they happen to be WRONG!

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x3ryli 0

Id love to yell at you and tell you what an idiot you are.. But I quite honestly wouldnt know where to begin.. So I think Ill just leave it at 'Idiots like you need to either get some manners and have respect for others and their choices, or be shot.'

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