Blackout

By squishy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML
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devendra_fml 0

that's vegeterrible!

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dacho 7

WTF, what does it have to do with each other? What, yeast are animals, or? Please, enlighten me.

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perdix 29

Now you have to start all over again. I didn't know that vegetarians kept track of their veggie-years like UNIX geeks boast about their uptime. Alcohol gave you a forced reboot.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Oh, they do. It's like that "Accident-free for ## days" that factories and such have hanging on the walls! :] Personally, I think eating hamburgers while drunk is immensely satisfying. But that's just my opinion. :]

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perdix 29

Oh, you're right. Those "Accident-free" signs creep me out. It's like they are tempting the Evil Eye! I prefer transmitting my hamburgers trans-Atlantically! ;)

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fenfenrocks 0

wow, that ******* sucks. yeah, i'm definitely not drinking with that little tidbit in mind xDDD

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psyco5000 0

ur life is ****** for not eating meat in the first place. hoe.

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Jasper8713 2

You see, the thing you don't realize is that people who don't eat meat for a long time can lose the ability to digest it, causing some pretty severe stomach pain. The OP probably became quite ill after this, and not just due to being hungover.

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Peroxide 3

Oh she'll eat meat all right. Just as soon as I free willy.

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Ketsuhime 0

Humans have free will. Accept it.

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myballs 0

You're back on the winning team. Do you know what alcohol does? It lowers your inhibitions. It makes you do shit that you normally, in full consciousness, wouldn't. Some people become real assholes when they're drunk. Avoid them. Deep down, they're assholes. Deep down, you really want meat. Embrace it. Cook up a nice, juicy steak right now.

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