Blackout

By squishy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 136
You deserved it 51 935

Top comments

devendra_fml 0

WTF, what does it have to do with each other? What, yeast are animals, or? Please, enlighten me.

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LMFAO thats too funny...and i guess your friend found it pretty funny too cuz she didn't stop you

Jesster_King 0

proof that people weren't meant to be vegetarians =P Fun fact: meat is more energy dense than fruits and veggies, thus a vegetarian needs to eat more than a normal person.

fun fact: Vegetarians are healthier(if they eat right) , its been proven. Educate yourself

If that's true, that explains why I'm always hungry. I normally snack on fruits or veggies and I'm still hungry after eating a large amount. Soon as I have a sammich filled with meat, I'm fine. Learn something new every day.

bravo Tequilamockngbrd and not just because of your totally kickass name but because you pointed out the obvious flaw in patdbb1 logic everyone would be healthier if they ate right no sarcasm intended. im serious. i know that makes it sound like im less serious. but i am. serious that is.

I meant healthier then meat eaters, as long as they don't do what I used to do, eat cheese and mushrooms all day long

LadyKaya 0

I eat meat, avidly, and I don't eat cheese or mushrooms.... You really have no idea what real carnivores like us go for, huh? (yes, I know we're omnivores, it's a joke, don't start.) If a vegetarian eats better than a meat eater, they'll be healthier. If a meat eater eats healthier than a vegetarian, THEY'LL be healthier. Genius.

Living on cheese and mushrooms does bad things to your head... ]:

Okay first off, issue with that is because fruits and veggies typically dont have the same amount of protein as a slice of ham or whatnot. However, if you were to snack on tofu like I do, youd get different results. Secondly, to those who are going boohoo nobody cares about your vegitarianism etc, put some thought into things ffs. Some people cant stand the thought of something beinh tortured before it was killed. Sure, very few meat companies dont abuse their animals, but even then, living conditios are shit. I can almost promise that 90% of the country would disagree with a human being treated in that manner. Age old rule, treat as you wish to be treated, regardless of species. It's almost like a Christian being upset over missing a big church event, and going up to them and yelling "Thats what you get for being a gay naieve Christian!" Its stupid. Everyone makes lifestyle choices, you dont have to agree with them, but unless it is harming others in any way, you should have the decency to respect them. Another downside of eating meat after not having done so for so long- is you physically get sick. Its just like if I even walk by McDonalds, Ill get nausious. Your body quite honestly rebels against it if you dont eat it on a normal basis. Oh and to the asshole who said God intented for people to eat meat.. Where the hell did you pull that out of? I dont beleive in God, but I have read the bible, there is NOTHING saying to eat animals. It mentions God gave us such things, but it never said to treat them horridly then slap them on a plate. I personally would not have an issue eating something that died of old age and lived a good life, but to eat something that was slaughtered.. Just doesnt settle with me. Ive been a vegitarian since I was old enough to understand how cows got treated, and thats been since I was 5.

aww...maybe your friend was lying? i have friends who will try to trick me into eating/thinking i ate meat. or at least, i did when i was twelve.

Eh. We all have a few too many every now and then. And to the people who are laughing at her vegetarianism, it might not be because she loves animals too much to eat them. Maybe it is. But out of the twenty-some vegetarians I know, only about three don't eat meat for that reason. A lot of it is for health, the environment, allergies, and just "I think meat is gross." For the record though, I am, and always will be, a meat lover.

Fun Fact! Vegetarianism is stupid. Eat meat.

Erindub 0

Not anymore. I always say the truth comes out when you're drunk. You've been DYING for some meat!

better than being a moron!! wtf does drinking have to do with being vegetarian, alcohol is from vegetables and grains..duhhhh

I'll help you out: when she was DRUNK from the alcohol, she ATE the MEAT. Got it, now?

I think they might have been replying to #5 who mentioned the whole thing about drinking...FML has been acting weird again as of late, putting comments where they shouldn't be.

xenomorph 0

Blackout makes people do this.