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By squishy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML
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devendra_fml 0

that's vegeterrible!

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dacho 7

WTF, what does it have to do with each other? What, yeast are animals, or? Please, enlighten me.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

wll looks like i now have to eat 78 times the amount of meat than a normal person to make up for the 26 people that i know are vegatarians stupid vegan's your making it worse for the animals

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myfriend_youfail 3

I hope the poster realizes that if she's a vegetarian because she "doesn't want animals to die", she's a hypocrite. Countless field animals are killed by harvesting machines to collect the grains and beans she eats. And unlike most slaughterhouses (here I say "most" because I know there are a few sickos out there who like to torture the poor beasts), the field animals are brutally dismembered when they're swept up during the harvest. At least cows are killed before they're made into my hamburger. So unless she's growing her own food and harvesting it by hand, animals have died to make her Fried Tofu Surprise. Being a vegetarian because you don't fancy the taste of meat, or being a vegetarian because of personal health issues...that's one thing. Being a vegetarian because you don't want animals to die for your dinner is just stupid. *note* This is based on the assumption that this is the reason the poster is a VegHead. If not, well...disregard.

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o3o 0

Oh my god. Some of you are incredibly annoying. I'm not sticking up for the OP because I'm a vegetarian too (which I am) but I think that all of your comments are really stupid. It was the OP's choice not to eat meat. And the OP probably did not realize what she was eating. Yeah, that happens. And all of you ranting stuff like "ydi for eating meat haha lmao" go screw yourselves. Go eat innocent animals. I don't care. Just don't talk about meat like that in front of vegetarians. It *is* offensive. The same as waving a chicken wing in front of our faces. And for all of you who try to say that "God intended us to eat meat" just keep in mind that not everyone believes in god. Okay... done with my rant. I don't care how many people bad me for it. To the OP- I really hope it was a mistake and your friend was just joking with you. Hope you feel better. ):

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myfriend_youfail 3

There's just one part of that I don't get......why waving around a chicken wing is offensive. Maybe you're just overly-sensitive or something, because my mother is a vegetarian and when I wave a piece of meat at her, she just laughs, says "I could have sworn I taught you not to play with your food", and gets on with her own meal. It's like a Muslim getting offended that someone shows them a piece of pork or ham. Unless the person is cramming the meat down your throat, just ignore or laugh it off and get on with life. It seems like the more restrictions a person places on themselves (such as diet or dress or certain language), the thinner a skin they seem to have. Accept it for what it is: a very crude sense of humor.

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alkanechain 0

^^^ Not that this justifies it, but if you act all uppity and offended when someone waves a piece of chicken in your face, they're probably doing it precisely because it provokes a reaction out of you.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Exactly. My mother knows I just poke and tease her lovingly, so she plays along with a joke of her own. But hell, if I'd waved a chicken leg at her as a kid and she'd freaked out, I would have busted my gut laughing and done it again, just so I could see her hilarious reaction again.

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Peroxide 3

I once killed a man who waved a chicken wing in front of me. Mabey he'll think twice before double dipping. But most probably not since he's dead. Hmmm, the more you know...

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danceoo 0

be glad you didn't do something worse...

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halowarz25 0

How the hell could you live without meat? It's awesome.

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eric780 0

Being drunk only makes you do stuff that you wanted to anyway

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Hermyoni 0

That is a very true statement. On the other side you kinda have sucky friends if they knew you didn't eat meat but proceeded to watch you gorging yourself. A little meat never harmed anyone. Your body prob thanks you for it. Maybe 15 years is long enough to deprive yourself and your drunk self was wanting to turn over a new leaf.

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x3ryli 0

Actually, his/her/its body is more then likely purging it from its system. It has hurt people. A cousin of mine who was a vegan for over 20 years then decided to just eat a bunch of turkey at Thanksgiving actually had to have a surgeory because her stomache was releasing so much acid trying to digest it that it was tearing her stomache up.

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prettyboy82 0

I hate it when people say Sammich! Its a Sandwich! Huge pet peeve of mine!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Greasy hamburgers and oily chicken fingers and the ABSOLUTE BEST hangover food... except maybe some Filibertos tacos (AZ and CA people will know what Filibertos is). Just be glad you ate all the meat in someone's fridge, as opposed to the meat in someone's pants.

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