Bless

By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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ThnkUComeAgain 0

damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up

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ShakeZula7 0

Remember when you said "whomever has any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace"? you probably should've spoken.

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UnicornsDoExist 0

If a minister said that to me, I'd be mortified! Haha. (:

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seekndestroy 3

im not sure he would be allowed to do that. if he wasnt wedding the couple he could, but i feel like theres some rule against him doing that i could be way off base though =

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fiicere 5

You're only supposed to speak if you find the couple "unfit for marriage." Like if you knew one of them was cheating, for example. Not if you just don't like the marriage.

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brookeec 0

Aww im so sorry OP thats sad :(

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DocBastard 38

One of the only true FMLs I've seen in a while. I grow tired of the "my boyfriend puked in my mouth" or "my boobs are too small" stories.

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lajaynay 15

What about male incompetence FMLs? I find those slightly giggle-worthy, even though there seem to be a great deal of them.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Douchebag BF is being a douche FML = tedious!

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lajaynay 15

Are they banned from here? Maybe some rule I might have missed? Its not a sin to access this site. For all you know, he might be praying for these poor souls whose lives are ******.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I like the way this FML was worded.

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YesSelam 0

well, that's unfortunate.

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Ewokinator 0

IDK, maybe he didn't tell her out of respect for her relationship, and the possibility of losing her entirely. Poor OP :-(

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jose1760 1

Grow some ball and tell her how you feel next time!!

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