Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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itskaaaaaaaate 0

if it helps, i think it should be a turn on to be called spock while performing fellatio. well played, sir.

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member0987654321 0

why are you watching star trek while your girlfriend's giving you head? ew. he's so ******* creepy looking.

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Lou_Briccant 0

People who watch Star Trek get ********? Something is terribly wrong here.

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Shitbag 0

Way to go Tarvoldt. Victory!!!

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Endymion_fml 0

Why is everyone congradulating #68? That's just pathetic.

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minimandie 0

you're a ******* moron.if i was your girlfriend i wouldve bit your dick.

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currymuttonpizza 0

Simultaneous fail and win. No other way to describe it. If I were your girlfriend, I would laugh and find it endearing, and also never let you forget it for the rest of your life. I'd start to worry, though, if you said it without having Star Trek on TV. Hmm. I wonder what nerdy things I'd want to watch while receiving oral sex... *ponder*

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