Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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blondie3689 1

haha #11....true that!

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azzy_aslan 0

i actutally lol-ed well at least she knows now not go give head while ur watchin tv lol

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Serpico_fml 0

There's hope for you after all huh, #11?

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SilverBallet 0

[Insert "Beam me up, Scotty," joke here.]

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chillout_fml 0

how does someone who watches star treck get head...

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nuga 0

Dude this is so fake. And if it's not you're a douche for watching tv while your girlfriend is kind enough to give you the favor.

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who_fml 0

"Today, some fat Star Trek nerd hired me from the escort service where I work. He smelled horrible, didn't tip, insisted on calling me his "girlfriend," and wouldn't turn off his star trek videos even while I was giving him head. To top it all off, he called me "Spock" when he came. FML."

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