Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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wtfxpaigerz 0

I don't know what's worse: You wanting to watch Star Trek while getting head, thinking about Spock while you're getting head, or your girlfriend being so horribly bad at giving head that you have to watch Star Trek to get any entertainment out of the situation. Either way.. Epic fail.

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soonerfan 0

HAHAHAHA well it could of been worse... when you blew your load you could of yelled KHANNNN!!!

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xtremelifter 0

The fact that you wanted to watch star trek while getting blown should have freaked out your gf enough. Since she is taking the time to pleasure you how about focusing on her? No sympathy in this situation

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HelloFlower 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA This is the first FML to make me laugh in a long time. Thats great.

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Seegtease 0

If she didn't mind you watching Star Trek at that time, she's probably nerdy enough herself to laugh at the mistake.

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jabbaundead 0

mmm cause star trek is always good foreplay..

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Misanthropist 0

Another wasted FML. This isn't funny, ironic, witty, or unfortunate. It's just stupid, please stop.

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tehhotness 0

#51 is a tool. If you don't find this funny you were quite possibly tragically born without a sense of humor

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