Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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Beknifingyou 0

Does she have pointed ears or something? (O.O)

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RyeBreadBoy 0

45, you win the internet. 68, i can't imagine a more perfect situation. except for if it was Halo 3.

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Xorlev 0

Today I was giving my boyfriend head while he watched Star Trek and he called me Spock. FML

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tibbys 0

shouldn't your woman be on here telling that story?

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apersonthatisme 0

Okay, you are already extremely lucky to have a girlfriend who is willing to give you head while Star Trek is on. No self-respecting girl I know would do that. I hope that for your sake, you didn't mess that up.

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Kirk_Spock 0

Um, excuuuuuuse me? Just because you're watching Trek while doing something intimate doesn't mean you're a weirdo. Fail, dude. FAIL. Let me tell you a secret: SOME GIRLS GET OFF ON STAR TREK. -A self-respecting hot trekkie girl

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tismylife09 0

fag? that's the gayest thing i have ever heard, ever.

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Story_of_my_Life_fml 0

dude, if my boyfriend did that i would bite down.

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julzziee 0

really? startrek? during a *******? i agree are you gay or something!? but i would try and figure it out

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The_Big_Guy 0

AWESOME!!! This is not a FML..but Star Wars is better :P Everyone needs to quit trying to hate, they obviously both wanted to watch it...and it's no worse than dumb-ass girls who try and make us watch shitty romantic comedies!!! Besides, anyone here who has ever been in a real relationship knows that you start watching a movie..and eventually it turns into sex. #3 & #15...because he's the mack of the year, THATS WHY! I've had countless sexual experiences while watching movies, it's just what happens. Not like you decided before-hand, "hey, let's **** to this movie!" The first time I "really" got some serious head was during 'Back to the Future 2', so What!? Obviously she was watching it with him, so they are both nerdy, which is awesome. #9 -lol #45-rofl #78-ROFLMAO!! #52-hit the head right on the nail Anyways, she's a keeper if she responded, -"fascinating" -"dammit Jim I'm a head doctor not a..." -"I'm giving it all I got Captain..."

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