Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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wrestler_fml 0

Man, I'm definitely hanging with the wrong crowd. IDK who this guy is, but I want to get in with his group. If he can be a nerd and watch star trek... and at the same time be getting head from a girl who doesn't CARE that he's watching star trek.... that's wassup! ps to #68: OMG That is a great idea!!! I'm an athlete and I haven't played video games, including Halo, in a minute (aka forever, like a month at least)..... but having sex AND playing halo? That's gotta be confusing- and pretty vicious too

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broken_lungs 0

dude really? hahahahahahah woooow & 68 I've done that except during Call Of Duty against my boy ;)

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MCart_fml 0

OP, awesome that your girl will give you a bj while you watch trek... but seriously, Spock? turn on Voyager and moan for Jeri Ryan next time. 68, that's the most epic thing I've heard this week. Who won?

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crampy 0

I actually think that's kind of amazing. I would laugh!

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totawk 0

wtf are you doing watching tv? shouldn't your mind be focused on the girl sucking your dick? ahahfuck.

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sugarcube 0

lmao!! this made my day, thank you! :]

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Prisoner_24601 0

I gotta give it to you. It must have been like your birthday or something.. but yeah, that was kind of dorky.

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gregthestrange 3

#80 says it best. this is pure win. star trek and a ********, how could you go wrong? the only thing that would have made that moment complete would have been steak

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