Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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marielito 0

that's actually one of the most hilarious things i've ever read. ever.

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wrestler_fml 0

Hahahahahhahahahaha From now on, I'd either watch **** while getting laid/head, if I were you... or just watch nothing at all. Because if you watch random sh*t, you're bound to say random sh*t. We're guys, we don't always think

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Blind_Ninja 0

Personally, I'd rather watch Spider-Man while getting blown. Or play Fallout 3. Maybe I can get head while playing Resident Evil 5. That will be HOT.

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hockeyplaya 0

who doesnt watch TV and get into the show while gettin head?!

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ComradeP 0

I really expected to read a comment like "THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD." I mean, I would say it myself, but it would have to be Doctor Who and yelling "Doctor!"

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alex_vik 0

I can tell you were really paying attention to your girlfriend.

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wildstar 0

What the hell?! LOL. XD That is hilarious.

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mac_fml 0

why either of you would allow star wars to be on tv during sexual activity is beyond me. my friend was really into star wars, and i never seen it so he put it on for me. after 10 minutes i got bored. i think i might have fallen asleep, i dont remember.

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Donandino 0

It must have been too much for your simple mind to comprehend. I bet you love romantic comedies. and the OP said Star Trek retard!

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zebendyone 0

What a douche. Next time don't be an asshole and pay attention to your girlfriend.

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