Health, Cooking and Vegetarian: Bon appétit

Bon appétit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton

Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Friday 15 March 2013 12:10

You didn't notice your food tasted like bacon for 6 years?

landon_loe11 16

Friday 15 March 2013 12:09

It's ok. My mom used to fry my stuff in vegetable oil to make me a vegetarian.

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TcheQ 12

Friday 28 June 2013 7:31

stop being such a punce and murder some piglets

Jebitesevsi 11

Monday 20 January 2014 1:22

Get your own place, buy your own food and prepare it yourself. There! Your food problems will be over.

DeadPixel4 29

Wednesday 2 April 2014 6:17

Being vegetarian is. A huge missed steak.

carbonbasedcynic 17

Monday 25 January 2016 5:08

so thats why you didnt quit on it!!

sandikoff 4

Thursday 7 July 2016 21:59

Maybe he should have done his own cooking. his mother isn't a personal chef

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