Bon appétit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton

Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 440
You deserved it 10 060
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Top comments

Tupelo_Honey 30

You didn't notice your food tasted like bacon for 6 years?

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landon_loe11 16

It's ok. My mom used to fry my stuff in vegetable oil to make me a vegetarian.

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1crabbygirl 10

"It's my mom's fault." Makes me VOMiT!!!!!!

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Spark_Slicker 19

I don't condone what your mother did, but you probably should have been preparing your own meals if you are that serious and committed to your vegetarianism. Just to be sure.

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Lunasis 14

while it was inconsiderate to do it knowing your lifestyle... really.. it's bacon! bacon is wonderful 0.o

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ytew6 6

HA! I saw a comic about this on reddit! I'm assuming you made that as well OP?

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harou 3

Well, if you're just telling her, then it's not really her fault for not knowing, but if she already knew and you were just telling her how long it's been, well, she's probably a bitch.

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tosdyke 16

are you really that stupid that you couldn't taste the bacon???

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schubur 3

Your mom is a saint. I work at a restraint that is part of a major chain and I do shit like this to all the vegetarian food all the time. Take that haha.

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elleanor 1

That's ****** up. I have lupus and I can't eat meat or I throw up horribly and sometimes pass out. It's not always the person's choice. Trust me. I love bacon and chicken but it's not worth it later.

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MisUnFortunate 31

Meat actually makes me really sick, that's a ******* horrible thing to do to someone.

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chungyiubear 10

You're ****** up. What if you made someone terribly sick?

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MadamBri 4

You're still a veggie-head. Just don't eat anything your mom cooks. That's awful messed up if your mom. Some people just don't have any respect.

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smokecloud_ 37

am i the only one who always thought that plants are alive too so you're still "killing" a lifeform for nurishment? im not anti-veg or anything, people should be able to eat what they want, but this is a question i've wondered for a very long time. oh, and op, your mom sounds like a disrespectful b

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DivinePrince 18

In fact, this is the reason why I hate vegetarians and am against it whole-heartedly. Plants are living too. You're torturing them just as much as any other animal. Ah, hypocrites.

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