Miscellaneous: Boobaloo

Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Panndama 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:49

Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

Paradoxxxx 16

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:02

boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter

Comments

B6LLT 14

Tuesday 18 March 2014 11:40

so... what, do they shrink?

strangeite 4

Tuesday 18 March 2014 20:20

Absolutely nothing wrong with having small boobs, but if your friends joking makes you uncomfortable let them know.

ilovewhatwehave 2

Tuesday 18 March 2014 22:59

be glad you dont have big boobs. ove beeb a DDD since i started 9th grade..

DemosthenesMB 13

Wednesday 19 March 2014 3:45

Dear boys; please stop saying that "boobs are boobs" and "whoever gets to touch them won't care." Yes, we know breast size doesn't matter, but you don't have to get creepy about it

MrHernandez530 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 6:42

I feel em any any day and size OP just being honest it's human nature! So don't feel to bad about it ok

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 19 March 2014 19:48

Grandmas can be mean like that. Just try to ignore her.

jdwmoore 5

Thursday 20 March 2014 3:57

what type of friend is that?

whynotbliss 18

Monday 31 March 2014 1:33

I'm not the only guy in the world that prefers small boobs... It's just my thing, A's and B's.

advanceinsane 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 2:26

But there's nothing wrong with small boobs?

CaitlinStar20 3

Saturday 12 April 2014 16:53

You would rather have small boobs than D cups, trust me. I'm slender, but since I have really big boobs, clothing fits me weirdly. Some tops and bikinis make me look like a prostitute. I've even consider getting a reduction.