Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Panndama 7

Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

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PainOfDemise 11

Small boobs are good too. At least this way, you shouldn't have any back problems due to them.

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toasty_narwals 27

I used to be teased about being an A cup and it hurt my confidence. But when I got older I learned to accept myself breast size and all. The sooner you learn to love yourself the sooner you realize breast size really doesn't matter. Plus with small boobs you rarely have to wear bras if you don't want to :P and I've never seen a guy be deterred from me by my breast size.

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ehllychan 10

As a barely B cup, I still sometimes feel put off my lack of size when I can't find a dress that fits me well because all the ones I find put too much emphasis on the chest area, but generally, having itty bitsy **** is very practical. I can go out with no bra or with very open shirts without getting anything for it, and if I feel the need to make my chest look larger to fit into an specific outfit better, I can always pad it - you can't make your boobs smaller that easily - and there's no pain and no annoying bouncing. Hell, I can't even understand the relief of taking off your bra after a long day because I hardly even feel any pressure at all from wearing a bra - if I even wear one. And when it comes down to attractiveness, there's guys who love all boobs regardless of size, and boobs aren't he only thing - there are ass men and leg men too! Tl;dr: if they're big enough to be called boobs, it's all good.

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Coeliacchic93 21

I have bigger boobs and I have to be soo careful buying tops and dresses because of them. I got stuck in a dress I bought a few months ago because I still seem to be growing. I used to always want big boobs but I really want them to stop growing now xD they are just sore.

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toasty_narwals 27

I feel the exact same way! I'm glad I don't have big boobs. Plus if I did have big boobs it would just look super awkward because I'm super petite and short lol

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syed121417 22

Having large boobs makes it so much harder to buy clothing. I have to go a size up(sometimes two!) just to accommodate my breasts and sometimes it can look kind of trashy. I think smaller boobs are more feminine because they look more elegant and calls for a more structured body shape

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blackonblight 32

There's a lot of benefits to being flat chested. I can skip bras most of the time, and that alone is wonderful. Avoiding the health issues that come with large breasts is also a bonus. I have to hope mine never get any bigger, because they're no trouble at this size.

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Kami_no_Kage 10

Big boobs are filled with the hopes and dreams of men, small boobs are made of justice. I prefer justice to hopes and dreams. ;)

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skyeyez9 24

Large boobs later in life will turn into sagging orangutan *******. Be thankful for smaller breasts.

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syed121417 22

Don't listen to him! I get but boobs are attractive to some guys and often they make you look curvy, but there's no big deal about them. They can be annoying and guys, a lot of the time, will just talk to you because you have them. It sounds stupid, but trust me, some people are that shallow. Anyway, I would like to have smaller breasts because it just looks more classy and beautiful to me. You should appreciate what you got, girl because it's amazing regardless.

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Omniprism 14

Don't feel down. I have small ones. I thought about getting implants for a long time but I've come to like my boobs. Next time tell your friend at least yours won't ever have stretch marks or hang down and sag by the time your thirty. Be happy be perky!

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StiffPvtParts 43

Neither do I :3 I might be the only guy here, but I honestly don't care much about breast size, and I find it a little sad and frankly a little disturbing how we put so much value on large breasts and a hot slim body when that what is on the inside is far more important. But this is just my opinion, please don't hate me for it (._.)

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SexPot143 13

I feel you. People make me feel insecure about my small boobs too. At least we wont have back problems and other large chested issues OP.

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