Boom!

By JurassicHole - 22/04/2012 03:27 - United States

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
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jackson41 4

Good thing guys constantly generate new sperm! Lol girls don't generate new "eggs" ever, so if they get damages they literally damage their future children. Nerd moment srry :P

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kkillaj 5

Yes they can and eggs can also file for divorce when the woman is pregnant if the sperm doesn't meet the eggs wants... Smh

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Pandacupcakelove 26

When it comes to this, I am so happy to be female ^^ we have our "weak spots" too though :/ oh well, I'll always love being female even though a bunch of crap comes with it ^^

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yoursucklives 36

My boyfriend always punches me in the ****. But it's still better than getting punched in the nuts, I guess. So I'm always happy to be a woman, I can deal with the shit that comes with it.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

28- me too! I mean, yeah there's the period, women have to give birth and all that, but i can totally live with that cause there's so much good to being a girl! Many boys will never feel the joy of shopping like us girls ^^

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yoursucklives 36

Shopping is really no reason why i like being a woman. I do all my clothesshopping online, because I don't like running around for hours and finding nothing.

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Shadow_Blues 10

Kinda wish my mom was like you. This is why I grew to hate shopping with my parents as a kid, we'd walk for about three hours in the mall and come out with squat sometimes. Grah. xD

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Well I love it ^^ didn't mean to speak for all girls or anything.

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PrincessPesa 20

Apparently childbirth is the second most painful thing in the world- the first is being burned alive. Fun fact! But really, you let your boyfriends punch you in the ****? What is that about?! Let's go shopping and talk about it. I ******* love shopping. Yay women!

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siickman 7

Tit punching increases cancer... So i heard... :o

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Pandacupcakelove 26

There you go, 28! He's just trying to help! X)

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sincerelyjay 13

Yes. It does! Because damaging the breast tissue causes it to rejuvenate itself. But, if it happens too often, the cells can grow back in correctly causing cancer. Same as cheek biting! So to all those cheek-biters and "punching bags": you're hurting yourself!

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XxMoonShadowxX 0

yea **** freagen hurt though, i want to know why girls are the ones crossing their legs though??? haha sorry curious moment

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Blueglasscup 18

Anyone else read this the wrong way and think he was talking about landscaping his man parts?

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sillycart 9

Uh no. Just you.

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ycrem0n 21

18 - so, backyard = groin area ; weed = pubic hair and pulling "weed" will make you punch your nuts? genius

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chili10 18

You're not alone. When he first said "landscaping" that's what I thought he meant. Haha

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Kraft92 8

Ouch, I feel your pain OP. I was helping plant plants with my dad before and wasn't paying attention and stepped on a shovel. I was called " Stooge" for forever after that.

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perdix 29

Sadly, you most likely won't affect your fertility long-term just from a single nut-punch. Sad for the human race, that is, because you are probably going to weigh us down with idiot kids.

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missalkali 8

yes, cuz only idiots weed their gardens.

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XxMoonShadowxX 0

i am currently really annoyed with people being so corrective i don't care if you are right... and another paradox is people saying the future people will kill us.. therefore destroying themselves from time but then we would still be alive so then they could kill us and so on im gonna shut up cause im now speaking jibberish lol

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HSOMGF 5

And here you are, talking about this on the Internet. Save yourself further embarrassment and don't breed.

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Michael_92 20

Why is it a problem he said it online? Isn't that what this site is for?

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mikeymayhem_87 15

And here you are, making the duck face on the Internet. Save yourself further embarrassment and don't do it. You look stupid.

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Ruffclue 9

Survival of the fittest. I bet ur strongest swimmers translocated to a safer place when they felt the initial shockwave frm ramming of weed onto ur balls. So i guess its a good thing.

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compasseagle89 8

so you were tugging it and hit yourself in the nuts? what an awful turn of events...

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