Transportation, Embarrassing, Gross and Health: BOOM! - FML

BOOM!

By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:51

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

Eros_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:57

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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roflwafflez 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:05

BOOM HEADSHOT! its a boom not a boon btw

jenvious513 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:17

Who said anything about a whale (#16) ??? I'm lost...On the other hand that is a FML! I'm sorry! That sucks!! Good thing is that your captain wasn't Captain Ron! LMAO!

famous_a 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:26

Wow it's crazy how many people belive this it sounds sooooo fake it's ridiculous.

Tehalon 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:43

YDI, if you don't have sealegs then don't get on a boat! And #23, you obviously have never sailed. If the wind suddenly catches the sail from the other side because they are changing direction then the pole swings to the other side aswell making it very possible to hit you overboard or bash your head in if you don't duck. Thats why you always yell out that you're going steerboard or the other side... it's been 11 years since i last sailed for forgive me if there are some errors.

lifeasweknewit 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:06

Hahaha that sucks FYL. Atleast you made it out alive though!

benshady 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:19

I hope the water wasn't too cold. Haha FYL

emik17 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:26

lol I think I know the "timmay" that wrote this. Timmy khval

xTiDWoPx 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:57

Lmao haha sorry but ha that's hillarious

TheAwkward0ne 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 13:02

I think this is fake.. sorry, lmao. "Suddenly the wind changed direction" . right. this is still a FYL though ^.^

FML4me 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 13:14

A timeless classic Oh and btw #27 where you throw up is not based on the direction of the wind

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