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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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You deserved it 70 291

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By Ignatius - 07/06/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

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You deserved it 26 765

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 858

You deserved it 3 088

WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 863

You deserved it 80 609

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 717

You deserved it 14 860

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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You deserved it 2 707

By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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You deserved it 56 774

Sorry…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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You deserved it 73 443

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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You deserved it 10 746

Stealing the scene

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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You deserved it 36 850

theman34 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

you dick

roflstephh 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

this is why you listen in school.

Comments

theman34 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

you dick

nickperry21 4

Friday 5 February 2010 9:18

that's so bogus

iCute 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:58

lmao. haha u desrver it.

hippo23 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:31

why the hell would u do that? I bet it wasn't as funny as u wanted!

Whydoyouask 11

Friday 5 February 2010 17:50

oh you attention ***** :P (kidding) YDI, though

nogare98 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:38

FYL because you didn't know and it must have been embaressing. YDI for not paying attention and yelling when there was clearly something going on.

klumzy0123456789 6

Saturday 21 August 2010 15:04

dick face

jake12221212121 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:03

*throws dictionary at icute*

idontfml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

2nd

roflstephh 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

this is why you listen in school.

vaebouria 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:46

your one of those dumbass kids who can't think for a second about what he is going to do, so they end up doing stupid ass shit like you. you deserved it dicknose.

blaaaaakely 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:04

if you're going to call someone a dumbass, try to at least use the right type of your/you're :)

Mehness 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:48

wait is he insulting the OP or this other guy?

sammy22 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:12

if your going to correct someone, make sure your dumbass has the right punctuation, needle dick!

ButtNekked 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:55

As long as the message is portrayed there is no reason to correct someone on the Internet ...

NoHopeForMe 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:03

hahaha, dicknose.... I like that one xD

Misty3242 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:11

Whenever I hear the word dicknose I think of squidward

Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:58

Agreed. Dicknose was good.

ambrz 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:17

oh god I could see this happening to me!! ah so embrassing :( sorry

kissmyace3115 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:52

**** you. OP deserved it

DjaySkar 14

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:09

Agreed

xXxEmotionalxXx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:19

Ow.. Did you get a lot of evil stares throughout the day?

anonymous100000 17

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:29

are you 7?? grow the **** up. YDI

babelini 12

Friday 5 February 2010 9:19

nice going trying to be funny and attracting attention

4NK8 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:21

ass

qwerty3210 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:21

only in america would a kid think is OMG SUPER AWESOME DUDDE to shout "its too quiet", come on BE CREATIVE

xXxEmotionalxXx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:00

Haha.

wildcat798 1

Friday 5 February 2010 12:38

hahahaha

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 5 February 2010 14:13

The killer part is that the OP sent this from mobile, so it could have been anywhere. Silly racist.

yeti09 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:18

hahahaha

warriormg12 4

Friday 5 February 2010 19:58

even in america we dont think thats funny the kids obviously a retard

xxXChiiXxx 2

Friday 5 February 2010 20:10

...Not even going to say it. -___-''

betseyville 6

Friday 5 February 2010 20:32

American isn't a race, it's a nationality. I hope you're not an American. You give us a bad name.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 5 February 2010 21:37

Jesus Christ, shut up. I think we're all aware that my intention was that he is being prejudice against another group of people. And if you want to get nitpicky about it, I never said Americans were a race, I just called him a racist. Quit being picky and over-implying your interpretations.