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lmao.
10, Happy Birthday! Would you also like a Dora keyboard?
so did i.
HAH SAME!!
54 - I did too : ... until I reread it.
lol at thinking it's one of the hardest majors
buy them plastic jewelry for Christmas ;D
ikr lol like wtf so they thnk thiss iss a game lmao
well bec your major is a joke go to school for something that will take you some where in life besides a famous keyboarding douche there no famous ones
you've been studying music composition and theory for 6 years and still don't have a keyboard?
yep. lmfao!!!
You've been studying music theory for six years and still expect your parents to spend hundreds of dollars on your birthday? YDI
@ #1: good idea, but it'd be even better to shout it in Spanish. :)
what?? it is a contribution. Without any entertainment in the world...we would go into stress attacks.
It's only a joke if you pay for six years of school, yet don't have the resources to practice what you learn. Guess what? I'm 16, and had to save up for and buy my own computer to learn video editing. Buy your own damn keyboard.
#185 What will you specify in? Do you wish to one day edit Hollywood movies, or are your aims not that high?
wow. you failed on two fml's. you truly are an idiot.
6, It's not his fault for having bad timing. >_>
Lmfao. Again?? You really need better timing
You probably would be first if you didn't take the time to type "first!"
A keyboard sounds like an expensive gift, maybe they were just trying to prove a point? Either way, happy birthday : )
What point would they be proving besides the obvious lack of support for the interests and passions that their child has? It is OP's choice of major and at least s/he is bettering themselves by pursuing higher education. The patents don't have to spend money on a keyboard, but they also don't have to make a mockery of this persons dreams.
parents* Stupid fat fingers on tiny iPhone keys...
i'm sorry, but this is really funny.
you really do look like Jb, lol
does that mean your balls arnt dropped, too?
Well played, 44.
Balls... Yumm!
my cat looks like jb
xfallz is like jb!! aww hot but pls tell me ur secretly not a 5 yr old girl...
69 You shod be the last person on FML to be talking about being fake.
I don't think he'll care when he's dead. -_-
Excuse me, but that's where you're statistically wrong! The Music Major is the second hardest major to complete, next to biological science, which is the first; It's a fact. Music is far more complex than you think. But, you wouldn't know that, as you are ignorant of it.
The fact that you said "statistically wrong" is a joke.
62, I agree with you. i think far too many people don't understand that many many many composers who do music for media can charge reasonably 10k for 10 minutes. that's seriously 1000 for 1 minute of music. But it's a joke. Sure. I mean really... it's not like you're going to school to be a rock star. And if your parents really don't support you, flip em off. when you make more moolah by tinkering on the keys for 10 minutes than your parents Make in a month, they'll quickly see how dumb they were.
#62, the music I listen to was composed by people without degrees in composition but carry on with your wild assumptions that do more to hurt your argument than prove your point.
That would be because you listen to some retard's pop, rap, or similar, good sir.
Hey. Watch it. Music theory and composition is an incredibly difficult major, that you can do virtually anything in the professional music field with. Composition, direction, teaching (with another degree), performance, there's a lot. Seriously, don't be so quick to bash something you don't understand.
statistics are a joke... just like music majors... do something useful like the marines
you're an idiot. that major is a joke. god at least study something useful. I have no respect for people with majors in arts.
Really? and who do you think designs everything you see? every building, billboard, advertisement, movie/band/game/etc poster, t-shirt, video game, movie, song and anything else you can think of was most likely designed by an ARTIST. Without artists there would be no television or video games or advertisements. the world today relies on people majoring in the arts in order to actually function. screw your head on straight and quit being and ignorant f***.
The world relies on art? Good joke, I didn't know that in order to live you needed to have a dose of art every day. Must be what the children in Africa are missing. Also, buildings are not designed by artists - That would be ******* stupid, they're designed by engineers. Furthermore, the fact you mentioned billboards and advertisements in your rant about why art is important is truly troublesome, since apparently you think those important in your daily life. Stop being an ignorant **** (Don't censor your own words, it makes you look pathetic). On another note, I can't believe people took #31 seriously. When you say biology is not only hard, but the hardest, there is no way you're being serious (Physics and chemistry are the doctor and lawyer siblings to the street performing biology).
I find it even funnier that #11's user name is "MusicMan"
Haha.. i think you should have been more specific to them. For now, FYL
O M G! I LOVE your profile picture!!!!!!!!!!! SKITTLES ROCK!!!
I named my dog Skittles
Keyboards are expensive. Maybe you should stop procrastinating from real life at uni, get a job, and buy your own.
Earning a degree in higher education is in no way "procrastinating from real life". Don't act jealous.
Keywords
I'd just yell "f**k you!" and then frisbee throw it at their faces.
aww...sorry to that hear that, op...but that's what Black Friday is all about...time for a keyboard redemption...