Boomer humor

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML
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piepieburger 0

I'd just yell "f**k you!" and then frisbee throw it at their faces.

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chelle_starlight 0

aww...sorry to that hear that, op...but that's what Black Friday is all about...time for a keyboard redemption...

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apoop 0

having studied for so long i bet you can make some sweet tunes w/ that toy :d

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stevenmx86 7

Wah waaah they think your useless major is a joke.. You poor child, your parents want you to make something of yourself instead of going to school for years to just end up being a music teacher..

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ROFLFail 0

You're just jealous that OP can make a sick song.

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bibobobonnor 8

you are a freaking huge jerk man #144 music is a wonderful subject to learn and is not at all useless it's a timeless art

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ragzilla 0

well, women aren't supposed to play interments. they were created to stay in the kitchen.

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yusaku02 20

They should have gotten you a nice logitech keyboard instead. At least that's useful.

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TheDamnDrifter 1

Hey i used 2 play piano my dad bought me a 200 year old piano u would c in the bars in western movies he even tuned it ( really badly and ended up breaking the lowest note ) too bad i quit now i hav a big ass piano and a bunch of western movies mocking me

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suffokateslowly 0

dude 6 years and you havent accomplished anything?? u could have been a doctor by now..what ru chris farley from tommy boy??

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auto_da_fe 2

#159 Actually, no OP couldn't be a doctor. That usually takes at least 8 years.

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harbqll 0

Your major *is* a joke, and frankly I'm amazed your parents have paid for six years of it. The "Dora" keyboard was a genius move, and I'd guess they're finally getting tired of your BS.

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skitzz 0

i think its halirious how everyone is being such a dick to her for taking music. But you don't think the people on your ipod or on MTV are lame. this is how people start out. take a look at yourself. your being hypocrites.

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mritty 2

For every 1 person who "made it" onto my iPod or MTV, there are another thousand who didn't. Anyone who actually *expects* to make a career out of music, to the exclusion of studying and learning any actual useful skills, is an idiot.

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