Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
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cicpjaky 6

list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs

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Comments

MROMRO 0

It shouldn't be FML, it should be FHL.

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LadyGore 12

This is obviously a ydi, stop being lazy in bed and spice up your sex life. You shouldn't expect the man to do all the work to make it "good". It takes two.

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kyree_31 0

I would just like to say that you deserve it for not giving him directions and pointers to make it interesting for yourself.

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xNephilim 18

Lol one of my friends had an experience like this. Her first time sucked so bad she started making plans what to buy at the grocery store.

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Azellia 15

You would probably enjoy the sex more if you thought of things that turned you on instead of letting your mind wander.

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247pacient 11

Not even close to a FYL. Sex is a two person thing, it cannot work properly if only one is commited/focused on the task at hand. You can't possibly expect he will do all the work and you just lie there like a body. If he is as bad as you say, give him headlines or take control of the situation. YDI

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DaRito 25

1. Instruct him on how to pleasure you. I know it's a turn-off, but it'll be better.

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CoNaana 18

It takes two to tango

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GUYMAINE 16

God forbid you do anything to make it better

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