Kids, Injury, Cute and Transportation: Bottle goes whack

Bottle goes whack

By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Satan'sChildren - 28/04/2013 02:30 - United States - Oak Creek

Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

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SunDropGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:43

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:50

Is "play tiger" the slang for "going all pedobear"?

Comments

bloodycherries_fml 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:04

even if it's accidental, UDI b/c u shouldnt exactly play on the airplane...

atomicbaboon 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:16

nevermind the fact that op was playing with someone else's kid and "playing tiger."

darkmis1 17

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:10

If I were that kids mom, I would've been like "Wtf are you doing to my kid?"

zdbh 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:37

hahahahahahaah!

chronicxxl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:26

I would make love to your face

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:30

Okay I read this, and all I thought was that you're a 50 year old man, trying to get on the kids good side so that you can rape him. I'm glad he smashed a water bottle in your face. You deserve it for creeping on little kids.