Kids, Injury, Cute and Transportation: Bottle goes whack

Bottle goes whack

By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Satan'sChildren - 28/04/2013 02:30 - United States - Oak Creek

Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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SunDropGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:43

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:50

Is "play tiger" the slang for "going all pedobear"?

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xxzackyyxx 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:40

lol xD sounds like a good time (:

DropDead77 11

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:45

If your a chimo

iSitt 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:10

whether tigermom or cougarlady they're both scary to a little kid

EverybodyHatesCh 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:10

hahaha what a pussy cat. he's a cat now

Justforlolz 14

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:21

Yes, it's all fun n' games until someone calls the S.W.A.T team.

futtbuck101 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:24

pervert

livin_plur 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:16

Foreal takin one for the team :) lil kids are fun

agaba 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:34

well it sounds like he dosnt have tiger blood

arcadefirelover2 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:05

stranger danger!!!

EmperorPsycho 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:05

I would find it weird to see a stranger playing with my kid...

royalleaf 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:40

that sucks

kingtz 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:17

At least OP isn't a guy. Then the mom would've freaked out and a mall cop would've suddenly appeared to arrest him.

staceysgenesis16 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:16

that does suck. but the kid wins! hes a tough lil bastard! he was defending hiself.. lol FYL tho.

chronicxxl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:42

For a dude representing themselves as someone who works out, you're pretty flat amd your arms got no build. Are you doing to exercises correctly? Also your face just screams rape faces...on-topic how did a mall cops can't arrest people you idiot. They can only call real cops to arrest people...think before you speak.

moley_fml 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:04

actually they can any citizen can arrest someone they just have to be dam sure about before hand (security officers more so )unlike the police who can arrest with probable cause.

duhh_winning 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:28

dude liftin weights - 45 pound weights? only take 4 pounds for my gloc 4 and itll put those muscles to waste

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:49

dude your pic is awesome

Isabel312 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:41

he was just protecting himself. at least he didn't use a spork to stab you in the eye.

geminiTwin4 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

haha very true

Jiplo 18

Saturday 24 March 2012 23:56

Did that happen to you? If so, FYL.

SunDropGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:43

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

marix54888 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:00

I completely agree, OP sounds like a creep.

livin_plur 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:20

you both sound like you don't really know how to act with kids. they love being playful like that he probably didn't mean to hit him thAt hard he was just playing along

dezinspaaace 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

you read my mind. who the hell plays tiger with kids they don't know? i would be scared as fudge if i was that kid and knock him out with that water bottle.