Brain wave

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife heard that Wi-Fi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the Wi-Fi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML
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Top comments

rohanp 0

Did she live in a house with wifi when she was young?

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palahniukpaul 6

I see dumb people 0.o

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chengy4191 7

Maybe the lack of wifi for ur wife growing up was harmful for her development so that explains y she is so stupid

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nepture_rose 3

1) Wi-Fi isn't going to kill your baby. 2) That's NOT how you stop the flow of Wi-Fi in an area. 3) About your wife... I'm sure somebody has said it already. 4) Congrats on the new child, despite the person bearing it.

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samsonitekilla 3

I don't get it. won't the baby be fine if you just turn the wifi off on your laptops? You know what...turn it off on your iPods too just to be safe.

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katt_is_here 24

She's pregnant, give her a freaking break.

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HiveMindFury 15

No she isn't, it says newborn, not unborn.

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CatRicci 7

Are you kidding me? She's freaking pregnant. Give her a break.

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DragonAndLance 2

How does being pregnant excuse being a retard? Hmmm?

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katt_is_here 24

There are a lot of hormonal changes that happen while a woman is pregnant that actually mess with the thought centers in the brain. Read a damn book.

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