Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Brainrot

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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You deserved it 26 501

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 789

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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You deserved it 82 648

Numb

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 719

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 463

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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You deserved it 24 587

Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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You deserved it 22 034

Reported

By Littlebigben - 19/07/2017 05:00

Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML

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You deserved it 331

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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You deserved it 298

By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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You deserved it 4 172

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 089

You deserved it 1 671

21jason 9

Monday 20 February 2012 3:36

Why didn't you have them call it there. Maybe you would have herd it ring

ilikeapplejuice 7

Monday 20 February 2012 4:00

*We knew what he meant.

Comments

xxLovePinkxx 0

Monday 20 February 2012 4:26

Just go back and give them a different number...?

Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10

Monday 20 February 2012 4:37

But that would be too simple!

furfantasies 0

Monday 20 February 2012 4:42

Nice one.

iloveweed69 7

Monday 20 February 2012 4:42

Common mistake

vturbz91 0

Monday 20 February 2012 4:55

Aha smooth move idiot

hateevryone 14

Monday 20 February 2012 5:25

just get another one.

MrOwl 0

Monday 20 February 2012 5:31

To be fair... No one uses a landline. OP probably forgot one existed.

Schiffy 18

Monday 20 February 2012 5:40

Why didn't you call your own cell phone from someone else's to see if someone took it?

Deantastic 0

Monday 20 February 2012 6:28

Should of called it there. :p

Skafta 0

Monday 20 February 2012 7:29

Sounds like something I would do. :P

sidd_02 0

Monday 20 February 2012 7:30

u need to consult a neuro physician...he will recommend u sum memory sharper capsules... m sure it will be helpful for u as it happened very small mistake this tym..it was just a cell phone..next tym it could be ur car !!!! beware !!!!.