Love: Brave

Brave

By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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Gmoney12 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Did you just friendZone yourself?

aligator121 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

Does Maddy know this?

Comments

_Heisenberg__ 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

Text him as maddy from work and dump him, he made the mistake once already lol

suri23 11

Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:41

Evil-I Ike it;-)

Infamous_Tora 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

You should of done it in person, or been more specific as to who you were(i.e. "your neighbor maddy")Yup. Did you try to straighten things out?

BubbleGrunge 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:23

Don't date your neighbor anyway OP; from experience it kinda comes back to bite you on the ass if things don't work out.

Anth6ny 9

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:23

He's your neighbor? Just go up to him wtf.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:24

Hey at least something came of it.

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:27

Mix-ups like this can drive you Maddy.

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:23

On the bright side, you might have a budding career as a matchmaker.

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:40

#53, or a wingman!

MysticMonkey 9

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:28

Maybe he just happened to like her. Not really anyones fault, just mistaken identity.

AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:31

Thats so sad

biglow223 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:31

Be patient. Work romances never last long. Your chance is coming soon!

prinncess00 16

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:23

Not always. I married one of my Co-workers...

Breegotcake 14

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:36

Did you not mention that you was the girl next door? Who knows you have avoid future awkward moments if he didn't feel the same or if the relationship didn't work out. If would be pretty hard to avoid running into your ex & his new gf when he lives next door. Don't let this get you down Hun; they're are plenty of fish in the sea. :)