Brave

By screw the cat - 24/07/2012 05:10 - United States - South Jordan

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML
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jackassiddy 8

To get in the mind of a pussy you must BECOME one.

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strawberrywine22 30

At least you tried despite your fear, that's sweet!! Good job. Also your name up there made me LOL.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

At least you tried, OP. I'd be grateful for that if I was your girlfriend in that situation. And your username...yeah, um don't screw the cat. Please.

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janerose21 3

As Dane cook would say " I did my besttttt ..."

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theetemptation 0

become the pussy you are trying to receive. :o

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jem970 19

Rule number 17: Dont be a hero.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Throw the cat down to the GF to catch? Then climb down afterward? No direct help needed to climb down :p

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HickChick23 0

at first I clda swore that said car, not cat lol

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alycion 38

One time I thought my cat got out. After spending the day hanging flyers and checking the local pound I came home to rest. Heard scratching at my skylight. Looked up, the cat was on my roof looking down at me. Op trying to look good or not for a girl, at least you tried to help the cat. As one with a huge fear of heights myself I am doing much better because I have forced myself to exposure like that. Basically dealing with heights if it was a worthwhile situation.

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Needafarm 22

If the cat got up there on its own then let it make its way down. There is no reason to go get a cat from a roof top or tree. If it was in the middle of a pond or something in a boat then yes, but cats don't generally need you for anything.

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