Love, Cats and Animals: Brave

Brave

By screw the cat - 24/07/2012 05:10 - United States - South Jordan

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

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You deserved it 23 899

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By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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You're not the boss of me

By crazydog - 10/06/2011 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

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You deserved it 4 187

Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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By no - 08/12/2016 14:37 - United States - New York

Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML

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You deserved it 972

By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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By Austin - 17/06/2016 05:57 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML

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You deserved it 4 044

By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 500

Choose your fighter

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, during the night, we thought we had an intruder, but it was my girlfriend who grabbed a hammer and went downstairs to check. After it turned out to be the damn cat, I asked her why she made me stay upstairs. Apparently because she’s seen me fight in the past, she felt much safer doing it herself. FML

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You deserved it 472

By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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jackassiddy 8

Tuesday 24 July 2012 12:00

To get in the mind of a pussy you must BECOME one.

strawberrywine22 30

Tuesday 24 July 2012 12:01

At least you tried despite your fear, that's sweet!! Good job. Also your name up there made me LOL.

Comments

iMandyx3 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:53

I'm sorry sir but you.., are a dumbass.

ohcheriecherie 20

Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:58

You're a dingbat, cats can always get down. Why would you even go on the roof if you're afraid of heights?

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:22

If you're afraid of heights, why would you even go up there? Girlfriend or not.

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:28

Well if you knew you were afraid of heights you shouldn't have went up there. Instead, you tried to show of and her mother had to help you down.

shelbyj 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:35

Pussy

Santa_Claauz 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:21

Don't be an asshole…

freakincool 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:11

Yeah, you go macho man! LOL

afropuffjake 9

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:27

As much as I wanna say you'll score points for trying to be nice despite your fears, I get the feeling you're gonna end up looking like you're desperate for their approval, only making them suspicious. Especially if you haven't been with her that long. But it's the thought that counts man for every guy like you there are ten guys who don't do S**T for their girls. Props anyway!