Brave

By screw the cat - 24/07/2012 05:10 - United States - South Jordan

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML
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jackassiddy 8

To get in the mind of a pussy you must BECOME one.

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strawberrywine22 30

At least you tried despite your fear, that's sweet!! Good job. Also your name up there made me LOL.

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jackassiddy 8

To get in the mind of a pussy you must BECOME one.

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onlychildFTW 33

Mission accomplished! But it's cool being afraid of heights. Just not cool her mom helped you down. Haha. Nice try at least.

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norotors 16

My cats climb on the roof all the time. They like to meow in my skylight at night and wake me up, too. The bastards.

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SerendipityRose 26

I guess we should just be thankful OP's girlfriend didn't have a small female dog on the roof... To get in the mind of a little bitch, ect....

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Futacy 29

If you're afraid of heights, why'd you clmb the roof in the first place? There are plenty of other alternatives.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Oh god, I was terribly confused because I read the FML as if it were her "car" missing. When she said it climbed down I knew something was wrong haha

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rainbowkissies 14

i would have coaxed it down first... or said it'll come down on its own.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yeah, really. "Oh shoot, Kitty's on the roof.... Well, she managed to get up there so she'll get down eventually. Let's go eat or something."

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iamabamf 17

My cat goes on the roof all the time. He comes down eventually.

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strawberrywine22 30

At least you tried despite your fear, that's sweet!! Good job. Also your name up there made me LOL.

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music_woman1 11

I agree, when I read this I thought it was really sweet and automatically thought he didn't deserve it

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1blinktink 4

When my cat got stuck in a tree, I lured her it with cheese... Because, who doesn't like cheese?

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pcentral 17

OMG did someone say cheese?!?! *gets massive erection*

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NOOBSQUAD 0

Yeah, makes sense that the cat likes cheese because mice like cheese, cat like mice, so cats like cheese:)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I ******* love cheese! And bacon. And Cashews. *drool*

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outoftown 26

Or canned tuna. Works every time with mine.

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minorcrisis 8

I'm sure she will appreciate the fact you were scared but still willing to go and help the cat down. So, no big deal :)

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brokenheartemo 7

Be glad her dad didn't have to help you, that would've given him seconds thoughts about you being with her

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I don't see why he would have second thoughts. Everyone has fears.

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torbey 23

I think there are now two pussys at your girlfriend's house ;) YDI it for trying to act tough when you knew you had a fear of heights.

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DJ_G11_SMITH 8

Derp that makes three lol if you know what I mean xD

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NOOBSQUAD 0

Derp that makes four, cat, him, girlfriend, mom, trolls sucking at trolling.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No one is afraid of heights--they're afraid of falling.

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dead_insects 18

no #65: I am terrified of heights....would much rather fall than be up high. Thank you, that is all

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marshmelo17 5

That was sweet of you to offer. Even though you were scared and needed help down, I'm sure you scored mad points with your gf and her mom.

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Meme1988 18

Thats okay, im sure she still likes/loves you... You went up there even when you knew you had fear of hights.. Thats brave! :)

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