Love, Cars and Break-ups: Break ups are tough

Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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You deserved it 318

Proud

By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31

Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

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You deserved it 1 023

Come to think of it, no, you didn't

By fail land - 02/04/2021 05:00

Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML

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You deserved it 90

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 52 951

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 867

Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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You deserved it 2 371

paid2think 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

what a racist

prettybrwneyes16 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !

Comments

idkweird 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:39

Wash your car? That's the simple solution. If someone asks about it, you say, "Can you believe what someone did to me car? This is some ****** up shit, amirite?" and then you won't get beat up. They'll feel bad for you! Also, your gf is a bitch. She better be your ex, now!

idkweird 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:05

*my

iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:41

you're girlfriend is a freak!

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:53

This sentence makes no sense. "You are girlfriend is a freak"???

dustbunny10 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:46

meh at least she used window markers lol! try washing of permanent marker:) but FYL

somewhat_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:54

your girlfriend (should be ex if you have any brains) needs to get punched in the face

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:58

Grow some balls if she's still your girlfriend.

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:00

write her address and phone number next to the Nazi symbol....this will teach that **** bag

ipwnallmen 10

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:05

explain the situation to any angry neighbor that comes to get you... and wash it off quickly. break up with her. change your locks... cause there is no telling what shell do if u break up with her. fyl, OP!!