Love, Cars and Break-ups: Break ups are tough

Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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Proud

By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31

Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

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Come to think of it, no, you didn't

By fail land - 02/04/2021 05:00

Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML

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You deserved it 90

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 867

Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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paid2think 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

what a racist

prettybrwneyes16 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !

Comments

Yarrachel 16

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:17

Jenny, I've got your number 867-5309 I tried to call, but it was disconnected :(

bubblebee2007 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:18

i hope she used the window markers that don't come off with window cleaner or rain haha

bubblebee2007 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:20

not all window markers come off by "just washing them off" :)

Kimi_kobayashi 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:21

Well we both know what you have to do now, kill the bitch. Murder fixes everything! :)

heavyset 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:27

lmao

containsnosoy 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:31

I hope you make that your pissed off EX-girlfriend

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:35

Now normally I would propel myself to the aid of this supposed racist and all racists (supposed and full-blooded) in this world just because their unintelligent and poorly-formulated arguments need all the help they can get. Plus, to a certain extent, racism is more fun than setting a fire station on fire for great justice. However, in this case, the OP did not intentionally deface his car with these racist comments and "a few others he/she won't mention." Therefore, I won't come to his/her aid and instead go about my day as if I never commented in this thread. (looks around at all the astonished looks from other users) What? I can make semi-sensible comments when I choose to. (checks his watch) Looks like I may be late for my daily clown beating session. If you'll excuse me...

vampyre_girly 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:03

well like that guy up there said murdur fixes everything. not true. it may be good for a while but then you'll start feeling guilty and then you'll confess to the police before they even ask you any questions. I'd bee shaking every day. plus if your racist you'll just get beat up or worst and then find yourself in a coffin with a skeleton next to you with red eyes *looks at sister* hmmm *wonders why she has a broken cell phone* well maybe murdur does fix a few things .... excuse me