Work, Intimacy, Awkward and Porn: British Broadcasting Corporation

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 23:00

Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML

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You deserved it 3 348

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 05:00

Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML

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You deserved it 7 549

By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 788

Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84

You deserved it 969

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

I agree, your life sucks 98

You deserved it 625

By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 68 791

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By Jobless - 22/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 97

Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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You deserved it 65 986

By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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You deserved it 53 363

It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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You deserved it 1 397

By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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You deserved it 38 963

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 28 May 2020 1:37

How do people make such dumb mistakes?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 28 May 2020 4:17

Might wanna save the **** until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.

Comments

Michael Sawyer 11

Wednesday 27 May 2020 23:23

in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy.now that's funny right there i don't care who you are. seriously though that really had to be embarrassing.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 28 May 2020 1:29

Well, now everyone in your team knows what you'd like for your birthday. I hope we're still on lockdown when your birthday happens -- I'd hate to see the cake they'd get you for the office party!

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 28 May 2020 1:37

How do people make such dumb mistakes?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 28 May 2020 4:17

Might wanna save the **** until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.

J15237 25

Thursday 28 May 2020 17:45

damn man. That's really a ****** up situation. You need to be more careful.

JasonThorn 20

Friday 12 June 2020 14:41

That's "re-evaluate why they hired you" activity right there.

IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 13 October 2022 0:58

When Gallant is bored at work, he opens an incognito tab of something quick and not very distracting, like Sudoku or Solitaire. When Goofus is bored, he types **** searches into a company chat. Don't be Goofus, kids. You'll keep your job longer that way.