By Laserbeaver - 29/09/2013 13:00 - United States - Milton

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.

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reneebellinger 8

I bet it's a female dog.

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golden_warrior 23

Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.

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Kiki242 19

She doesn't know that it's her and the fml never stated whether or not she liked it.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

How is she ungrateful if she didn't know it was her?

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snowby2 15

it sounds like she was being sarcastic op

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jw90 18

Of course if he says it's her she'll assume he's saying she looks like a dog. No win anywhere OP

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Cazz91 21

To save yourself the trouble, I would roll with this one and state the dog you were attempting to create if she didn't know it was suppose to be a portrait of her. If she knew then she's either being bluntly honest with her critique, sarcastic or setting you up for a trap. Keep working on your skills. You will improve over time, OP.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Tell her it's a Bitch.

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Mat35 8

Relax he doesn't have to tell every detail.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

You can't be that bad at it. And what did she say when you told her it was her?

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anitriarose 5

98- a bitch is not a type of dog, it's a gender...

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tjv3 10

Tell her it's just a bitch

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amc597 28

Well a dog isn't exactly a bad thing..

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

Unless OP says it's a Bitch and then say that it's her. then it would be bad

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ottokat 15

dogs are cute like "Awwwww look at you pumpkin look at your little ears" not "hey babe how you doin"

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I do that to girls all the time, 29. I'll be all like, "Awl, who's a good girl. You want a treat, baby? You want a treat? No! Bad girl! No cookies until dessert! Down! Down I say!" They lovee it. Haha. Well.. Actually most women hate me. :)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

It was a joke, 62. Not a very good one I admit. You seem like you enjoy patronizing me. You must be one of those Internet badasses I've heard so much about. Must be a lucrative career choice.

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threer 30

His thumbs up seem pretty high in comparison to yours, sir. Plus, most of his comments are hilarious and well-liked whereas I've never seen one of yours.

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mFUNdo21 17

I thought the joke was quite funny...

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

Obviously you tried to be funny. You failed. Thanks for trying.

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olpally 32

Both of you failed miserably^ Jesus Christ. As for op, I don't think you should tell her that it's a portrait of her. Good luck.

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reneebellinger 8

I bet it's a female dog.

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r_bruce69 19

When asked what dog it was, OP should have said that it was a bitch

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hryffff 11

I guess you could say she was being a bitch! No? Okay ill just go away now.

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oh_merde 11

It's a type of bitch that doesn't appreciate someone's efforts.

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cosicosei 22

She must've been messing with ya... Unless you drew a muzzle and massive canines and ears on top of her head I just dont see how she could mistake it

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IIM_SiCK 6

It's not your fault she looks like a dog.

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