Cars, Thief and Transportation: Broke ass dad - FML

Broke ass dad

By anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By shakyhands - 22/03/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

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By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

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By coius - 29/11/2020 01:03 - United States - Lincoln

Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

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By no good deed... etc - 16/10/2017 04:30

Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML

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By Boltz719 - 23/08/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML

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DarkJoy_fml 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 12:11

At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP

tmmundy 17

Saturday 19 March 2011 12:17

did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?

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justthinkaboutit 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:33

seriously?

Zebidee 8

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:33

Start flicking matches at him.

vivienmleigh 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:13

I concur with this idea!

elainelovesyou 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:17

What if OP drops it and her car burst into flames.. ?

bigboston 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:35

I'd start returning the favor

anabuddy123 10

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:39

... FYL

TigersLoveCinnam 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 13:55

How did he even open the gas flap? Did he break into the OPs car too???

j300zx 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:09

Yeah not all cars have a lever or button you press you know that right? On a side note will you check my statements? haha

TigersLoveCinnam 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:13

...oh that was my mistake then... all the cars I've ever had, including a crappy 93 Tempo you always had to pull the lever lol As for your statements, maybe, if cookies are involved :D

j300zx 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:25

Ok not your fault! I have chocolate chip, sugar, peanut butter and macadamia nut. Take your pick. XD

0808Jman0808 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:22

that sucks

miki1 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:23

ok I'm guessing this family has serious trust issues het just be glad he doesn't smash your face into a watermelon every time you try to eat it *shudder*

jwoww17 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:03

lol :P

t765234 10

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:59

Wow, how'd your childhood go, dosen't sound like it was very fun.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:41

I hope you didn't just stand there and watch, OP.

calvin10 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:33

hello white trash!! :-)

iLolAtYou9001 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:39

FYL, and you probably deserved it if you didn't do anything.

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