Broke ass dad

By anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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You deserved it 2 974
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DarkJoy_fml 5

At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP

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tmmundy 17

did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?

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xoxoKirstenxoxo 0

dads love....

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Emrysa 1

Take a picture, call the cops, secure you gas tank. Problem solved.

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zeta24 0

haha u should come out with a shotgun and scream at him, threaten to shoot, and not listen to him when he says he is your father, because u "cant see in the dark". also how about a garage or local parking lot

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j300zx 0

Have you seen gas prices? Like $4 bucks a gallon where I live. (that is for regular grade) I agree FYL.

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cptmorgan15 2

Pretty sure you don't need the dollar sign and the word "bucks" in the sentence. One will do fine.

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noboundary 9

Lol. Four dollar bucks.

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monkeysinatree 6

holy shit, $4?! it's only about 50 - 60 cents a litre where a live... petrol's more expensive - it's about $1.50. i cannot imagine it being 4 dollars!

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iheartLA 10

I think they mean $4 a gallon. gallons are bigger than liters so more expensive but works out to be the same price once your tank is full.

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jagd 0

I guess he really sucks tubes and other circular things

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prince122 0

yes yes it was... also A7X FTW!!!

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QueenPersephone 9

Tubes are cylinders ;)

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jagd 0

well... **** you guys **** you all to hell

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ThogTheCaveman 7

You know what I hate most about people? When they make a shitty joke and then get pissed when people point out that it sucks.

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perradize 0

my dad would have had a well whooped ass &'d a police report filed! smh...broke bastards! I don't give a flying fish if gas is high, if I can pay for mine &'d gripe/complain about it then so can the rest of the world!

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t765234 10

And what, might I ask, does and'd mean, I would really like to know.

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BAMF18 0

&'d you don't need the apostrophe d there either.

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prince122 0

I know that was so hard to read I'm like anded?

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marlie_x 8

well have you seen petrol prices these days I don't blame him

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marinus_fml 19

Sweet, can I come and steal some of your gas then?

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randomreader2315 4

That doesn't justify OP's father's actions, jackass!!!

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