Broke boy

By LemonTree - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Hungary

Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21

**** what they think. Who doesn't want to smell like lemons?

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A07 48

That generally happens when you use it.

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devildog562 33

Couldn't just go to a store on break? That sucks op, I've had to do the walk of shame a few times and stuck in the same clothes.

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A07 48

How do you manage to break a bottle of deodorant?

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tony1891 22

I'm not cheap. i smell fabulous bitch!

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DenverTyrrell 13

Lemons smell nice! **** what they think, you smell nice!

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erenjaeger 16

They probably use the stick kind, which can crumble pretty easily.

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tehdarkness 21

That can't be good for your skin! I would have just been late.

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tony1891 22

I'm more curious as to who would steal Someone else's deodorant after its been used...thats nasty.

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luckyme143 13

ever heard of stocking up on stuff BEFORE u run out of it??lol smh

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headofmedusa 15

Ever heard of grammar?

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luckyme143 13

i sure have!! u haven't? it's a known thing around here.... aww poor u

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

**** what people think . As long as your happy it doesn't matter what people say or think

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A07 48

Maybe they stole the deodorant spray? I can't imagine being desperate enough to steal a used deodorant stick.

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